Listen up. Next kid who shows up for no reason in particular, just hoping to skip class, gets my boot up their ass. This is not a truant office. Got it? The rest of you with real problems are welcome to keep them to themselves, damnit stop by.

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This is so much bullshit.

Just for the record. This past week. Never. Happened.

That asshole. Keeping me at arm's length the entire time, and using the damn wolf to do it. I should have suspected something. When he wakes up, I'm going to kill him.

Never in my life have I needed a damn cigarette more than after the events of this week. It's good to... not be fourteen again.

[Incoherent mumbling as Hijikata finally regains consciousness for the first time in days and then-]

Where the fuck are my cigarettes?!

[The sound of one disoriented vice-commander trying to sit up and then a sharp hiss of pain as he is reminded of present circumstances.]

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I fucking hate this place. Any chance of a cigarette tree somewhere in the forest? It'd make about as much sense as anything else around here.